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I had sex with Tiger Woods too

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are

Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too

by yobrova December 20, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


You're too stupid to have a good time!

A direct insult, a challenge to fight. A way to alienate or provoke Wesleys men.

Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

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wow, i can get sexual too

only the best song in the world

say anything sings the best song in the world...its called wow, i can get sexual too

by j baby December 6, 2005

73๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


a little bit too much cheese on the taco

suffering from thrush or other vaginal yeast/bacterial infections

Doctor: What symptoms have you got?
Woman: Well, I've got a little bit too much cheese on the taco...

by BobSallas May 3, 2005

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Too much talking, not enough booty slapping

An interjection used to counter a person who is speaking too much without taking action. Originally used to describe situations where a man is speaking about a particular woman he is interested in, but not taking a positive course of action. The meaning has now been generalized to include almost any situation where somebody keeps talking about something, but without taking the requisite action to complete the situation.

abbreviated TMTNEBS

1)

"Yeah dude, she totally digs me. Did I tell you our hands brushed when she walked next to me?"
"Too much talking, not enough booty slapping, man! I can't believe you waste all this time talking this shit up when you haven't taken a single damn move in the right direction."

2)

"So as mentioned, after another 3 months of planning, we'll be prepared to make a document describing the possible challenges of implementation on this project."
"Too much talking, not enough booty slappin! I ain't got time for this shit, give me the goods."

by Aspiring Commodore April 17, 2010

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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.

There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!

by Michael McFly November 20, 2015

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one who stays in too long

When someone always has there dick in the pussy basically like a man whore

Mate why u always have to be the one who stays in too long

by Bigasssas April 5, 2016

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