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during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?
"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
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1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass
Person 1: Go outside and touch grass
Gamer: How to touch grass
Person 2: omg
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Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded
Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.
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In the month of October, guys are allowed to touch another females pussy
Garry: its touch pussy month can I touch it
Sarah: oh yh, u have my permission
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Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.
SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!
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Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”
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getting laid, especially underage.
a girl was touching someone's shoulder. what does it mean?
she was having sex with him.
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