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The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast Machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of The United Truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:
1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.
We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"
And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"
All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.
We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.
To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.
To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
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Egotistical Self centered usually has crotch rot from humping the workout Benches for prolonged periods of Time. Literally the Opposite of a Positive Physical Health Instructor. Will glorify their gains only for the sake of diminishing yours. Usually they become roid malnurished deflated motivational speakers who recount lost Muscle Mass and the Hoes they use to Fuck. A Chad is only a friend when they try to one up you. True Chads Are Great Bouncers/Security Guards they Will Door check you and say your Lowkey High Fashion isn’t Club Attire. They’ll also say your name isn’t on the list when your name is on the list to belittle you in front of your Date.
That’s what a “True Chad” is Not those Psuedo Chads you see on the Net
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A sexual act where you ride a woman as hard and fast as she can go, while carrying a small sick child, until she is ruined. Once you dismount, you blow your load on her head like putting down a horse.
John: Mary isn't gonna make it to the party tonight... I did her True Grit Style at home and I left her on the bedroom floor all covered in goo.
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When your friend of the opposite gender gives you a sacred cookie and says fuck me.
Samantha gave Joe a cookie, "Thanks" Joe said. "Fuck me" said samamtha as she whipped out her dick and slapped Joe on the forehead. "Damn that's what you call True Love" said Sam in the distance
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a) someone who is sooo obsessed with green day that he/she cannot help but define green day-related terms on urbandic.com
b) a really, really scary stalker-like person whose goal in life is to sneak into tre cool's house and steal his pants and his entire underwear drawer
c) me
wow, that TRUE green day fan is really, really scary...i definitely wouldn't want to be green day...
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A True Gamer is someone who likes to play a lot of video games on PC AND Consoles, especially Action-RPG, FPS, TPS, BTA, Survival Horror... he prefers the hardcore games for the challlenge and the fun, with the controller of his choice, but without motion controller.
On PC, a True Gamer always try to play in the best conditions, 60 images per second, the best image quality with settings between high and ultra in 1080P or more, so for his goals he will buy a new graphic card every time necessary to always be on top.
Also, a True Gamer buys every big consoles, the ones which are made by Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo (but not the Wii), he buys them always in the early years of sales, and to play in priority to exclusives titles.
A True Gamer refuse to play casuals games, refuse to move his body for playing, so he refuse to play with motion controller like Kinect, Wiimote or PSMove because theses are made for casuals gamers to play casuals games like Wii Sports.
Outside some cases, a True Gamer never starts a game of nowadays in normal or easy mode, he always take on minimum hard difficulty, or even survivor if available.
At the same price, a True Gamer always prefers games in box, and prefers games that you can play offline, so he's happy to know he can still play in 20 years.
A True Gamer always want the next generation of consoles to be a lot more powerful, not Underpowered.
A True Gamer prefers mature games and male characters, like Kazuma Kiryu in Yakuza series.
A True Gamer plays games like these (just an example):
Bayonetta, Castlevania : Symphony Of The Night, Condemned : Criminal Origins, Dark Souls : Prepare To Die Edition, Deadly Premonition, Deus Ex, Gears Of War, Halo, Manhunt, Metro 2033, Metal Gear Solid... and a lot more.
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if your a famous singer or rapper and you have drugs expect to get arrested here g eazy snoop dogg asap rocky justin bieber maybe more
what is sweedin(its true form) like a place where rappers and popstars get arrested for drugs and shit