Da tube

What old people tryna be cool call youtube

What's up ya wicked cool kids
Y'all wanna hit the skate park
We can do totally radical tricks with my brand new stake board
Someone record me doing a sick trick and then we can post it on da tube

We gotta reach internet fame dudes
Who's with me?

Tube Toppin’

In terms of a party there are 4 levels of excitement ranging from

A) boppin: party guests heads bopping to the music

B) hoppin: dance floor guests hoppin about

C) poppin: a state a of litness brought on by heavy excess of alcohol and bussin’ moves
D) tube toppin: a party so dank that women expose their breasts as a literal or metaphor for extreme carnal pleasures

The DJ was rinsing such loose jams and slammin salmons that the party went from poppin’ to tube toppin’ and was a complete shindig

Pee-tube

What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.

You have a pee-tube, that’s got to suck.