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A popular website where ten year old kids come and submit definitions under sexual names. They try and make themselves seem funny, but they really just inspire cringe. On urban dictionary, you can find a sexual definition for all words in the English language and more. If you would like to say sane and break your habit of saying "that's what she said", this site is not ideal. A fun thing to do at parties is to look up your name in this site.
You're browsing urban dictionary? Whatever you do, don't look up Charizard.
A good(ish) idea gone terribly wrong, thanks to entries that were "written by people just like you". So I guess people just like me are thirsty guys who post their girlfriend's name and write "The most beautiful type of girl in the world". Or bitter guys who post their ex-girlfriend's name and write "Slut".
Poor Mr. Johnson. He's become an Urban Dictionary.
An online source of pop culture words and phrases that used to be helpful and fun before it went woke.
Urban Dictionary ranked after it went woke.
The city-specific landmarks used when giving directions. Urban landmarks differ from suburban and country landmarks such as large rocks, churches, farms and wishing wells.
Urban landmarks are frequently alive and a bit trickier to follow than those in the country as they may move on occasion. Typically, urban landmarks are taken from the underbelly of society and city living and may include junkies, hookers and very drunk college students.
After dropping her off at her apartment, she said it would be easy to find our way back to the highway if we looked for the ready-to-puke guy on the stoop, the angry, yelling yuppie and the junkie passed out at the intersection along with other urban landmarks we noticed along the way.
An urban seacher is a male or female who spends their nights clicking the random button or typing in letters and hitting search to see what comes up until their fingers fall off. They then proceed to get on their hands and knees to search for their once attached fingers.
I was up all night and I think I've become a urban searcher
Urban Useless is any Urban Dictionary word that is completley useless
Joe: Hey Lance, come check out this shoefie!
Lance: What the hell is a shoefie?
Joe: It is an Urban Dictionary word!
Lance: I don't see why we can't just call it a picture.
Joe: Damn It! This word is Urban Useless
An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.
Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.