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I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 9, 2021


Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022


all they want

sometimes all they want is to matter to someone, be loved by someone, be cared about by someone, wanted by someone, needed by someone, respected by someone, thought about by someone, just to have someone thats gives mutually

Thats all they want

by janruan August 21, 2022


want to go for a walk?

they really need to tell you something, they just need time.

want to go for a walk?”
“yes…i’d like that.”

by unwisewoman April 24, 2022


Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

by sdinaz October 24, 2023


I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.

Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."

by Someone who kinda exists March 15, 2023


wanting to cuddle

cozay

Harry felt cozay Towards Louis and louis was

wanting to cuddle Harry

by barbrastyles November 12, 2013