What the hell?

Expression of surprise, anger, or both.

Obnoxious girl jabbering away on her cell phone runs into you, knocking your drink onto your shirt.

You: "What the hell?!?!"

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what a do

A form of greeting. A way of saying hello and at the same time asking whats going on. Texas slang.

"Hey whats up man"
"What a do"

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wait...what?

Mantra of the Attention Deficit Disordered. Literally: stop talking and start over. Needs a good full 1 second pause between words. "wait (one thousand one) what?" and it's vital that eye contact is not made.

" so were both going to have to go in both cars so we can leave one for Will at his work so he won't have to get a ride home."
... ... "wait...what?"

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Whats Hood

It means Waddup

"Ayo Wus Hood nigga", "Nuffin nigga wus really hood wit chu"?

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What's the scoop?

Penis.

*man on bicycle rolls up*
Vine guy: What's the scoop?
Man on bicycle: Penis.
*bike man scoots away*

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what's the dinx

This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!

Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"

Midget: "What"

Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"

Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."

Certificatologist: "Sweet..."

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What's Poppin?

Ebonic form of "Hello, how are you?", "What is new?", or "What's up?"

Person A: "What's Poppin dawg?"

Person B: "Nuttin, just watching the Country Music Awards and hockey."

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