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When the amount of simp in a relationship is mutual and in perfect balance ; each partner is being just as much of a simp as the other.
Person 1: Hey man, how's it going with you and Stacey ?
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!
A simp that only simps for Deku. They devote their life to Deku, and only Deku. If they saw Deku walking down the street coming across a puddle of water, theyβd lay down so Deku could walk over them.
Token is the biggest Deku simp I know.
When calling someone a simp isn't enough.
Jake: Lmao Chris is such a Fucking Simp.
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When you donβt take the queen in a game of chess even though the opportunity is obvious. Done out of πππ ππππ for women.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.
Chess Noob: βWhy didnβt they take the queen?β
Chess Expert: βMy child, theyβre a chess simp.β
Chess Noob: βAh, I see.β
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Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid
Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad
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A Simp Cuck is a guy who supports or devotes himself to a girl he desires, despite knowing she has a boyfriend.
"Andrew is such a Simp Cuck. He keeps giving money and doing chores for Lisa, knowing full well she already has a boyfriend."
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When you love any kpop idol to much you think they are perfect and will fight anyone who calls them ugly, can spend 5 hours looking at pictures and videos of them and just not get bored
Friend: Hey so what are you doing?
You: looking through pictures of Lucas from NCT!
Friend: how long have you been doing that for?
You: maybe... 5 hours!
Friend: you kpop simp