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Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Someone who kinda exists November 24, 2021


A Do Bronx Win

To undeservingly win a fantasy matchup in which you score drastically below the league average.

I could really use a Do Bronx Win this week.

by meadowpondsfantasy October 10, 2024


such win

When something goes so brilliant that all you can do is look from left to right, then up and very quietly whisper to yourself "such win" because you're just that freakin' epic...

Smug smart person: I got a C on the test
You: Thinking *I got an A*

You: Such win

by tHATaNNOYINGgIRL February 26, 2014


A Hutzel Win

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.

Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?

No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.

by Beter Griffin has ligma October 1, 2021


must win

The Philadelphia Eagles

They better f-in win today!!
Can’t believe we’re in a “must win situation

by Rev. Blood Green 🌳🦅💚 October 28, 2018