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When someone is incapable of hearing you because they are on their iPhone texting or looking at mindless websites
I was talking to Steve when all of a sudden he didn’t hear a word I said, he was distracted by his iPhone , he was in the phone zone
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Having a life total of 8 or lower in a Magic The Gathering game. Alternatively, a player with 6 or more poison counters is also considered to be in the Crunch Zone.
"My new U/G Infect deck is so sick, it puts you in the Crunch Zone by turn 4 max."
Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."
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When a guy learns that his girlfriend or wife is pregnant, which traps him in the relationship for good. Typically the pregnancy is unexpected and unplanned.
Rob: I was going to break up with my girlfriend, but then she totally preg zoned me. I'm boned.
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skate zone is where you go and give a blow job for $100
My friend went to a skate zone and received $100
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Dude I just got out of the scone zone. I was quite the zone if I do say so myself.
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An imaginary place devoid of relationship and social consequences.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed in the, "Zero zone," but wouldn't risk a marriage over her.
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When Mitch Wilson hits a level of euphoria that few humans will ever experience. It can only be caused by the following events:
-2 beers and some Dave Mathews band with Babe after a long day of fluid dynamics
-A perfect slalom ski run at 30 mph
-A Vince Young touchdown
-A one handed ultimate frisbee touchdown grab
-A perfect landing of the KC-135 "look at my shaft" aircraft
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Fur McQuire: Dude, what happened to Mitch's arm? What was he doing last night?
Schmayo: We were shitfaced, he attempted to eject from his home aircraft but totally missed the landing zone, he was not in the "Wrig Zone"
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Poogums: Hey, where is Kriggles at?
STBeej: Oh, we had a test today and he didn't study so he is in the room with Babe
Poogums: Ahh, guess we won't beat his ass at speed quarters tonight since he's in the "Wrig Zone"
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