When the author of a love song doesn't say who the song is for (He or She). They often use YOU for reference to whom they sing it for, to hide the reality. Often used by 80s/90s singers.
W: "Last Christmass I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
P: I love this song. The girl in the music video is really lucky for having him.
R: Actually he never said who, he sings for.
P: Well then I guess he is a Schrödinger's Gay
Schrödingers Gay is a way of describing a situation where you don't know the exact gender of a certain person you are dating.
This term is derived from the famous experiment "Schrödingers Cat"
A: I got a really hot tinder date tonight!
B: But remeber "Schrödingers Gay" and make sure she is a girl before it's too late.
A: Thanks, bro.
A gay whose brain was fried from too much whey protein consumption. Has an alpha male complex with a dash of internalized homophobia. One who thinks his terrible perspectives are positively mindblowing. Will do anything for clout.
I saw a whey gay post a vid of him shirtless while talking about how it is people's fault that they are oppressed.
When a situation arrives that hinders one from participating in events they would normally attend, or would like to attend.
When a person has prior obligations that obscure them from attending an event with their friends.
Guy 1 - "Hey man you gonna make the concert this weekend?"
Guy 2 - "Naw man, doc said I can't leave the house with my broke leg. Really "gaying me down".
"My girlfriend said I can't go to the titter this weekend, really gaying me down over here."
something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
See roll in the hay. Similar, but homosexual.
Ish! Them Koreans roll in the gay all night, that shit sickens my stomach.
Participating in gay activities before the big gay event.
A good excuse for gays to encourage their straight friends to "try" gay.
Similar to "pre-game", but with acts of gayness.
Make out with that girl.... you have to pre-gay before the pride parade!!!
Where are we going to pre-gay? Let's go to Castro!