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they type of girl who you bang, put your nuts in her mouth as she sleeps, sort of like tea-bagging, and then put into a potato sack and push down the stairs.
YO Sueve, Corina is a potato sack girl
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Known as one of Western Australia's top schools, St Mary's is a school that prides itself on looking the best, even if that means only endorsing those students who achieve the highest marks, receive the most awards, or get into the most prestigious universities. This often results in the neglect of lower achieving students who are never recognized and may actually require the extra attention. Ironically, it is sometimes these lower achieving students who the school asks to return to school to speak publicly when they win Olympic medals, become lawyers or discover new species. It is then customary for St Mary's to look upon these people with pride, exclaiming, "We created this!", when in reality they did no such thing.
Tv Presenter: And this next woman has recently discovered a cure for cancer...
St. Mary's: You know, she went to St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School. She went to OUR school.
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A game where a group of guys each get a cup and fill it with ice cream, preferably chocolate. Then while watching 2 girls 1 cup, for every moment that makes you feel like you have to puke, eat some ice cream. If you do puke, you must aim into the cup. The winner is the one who can last the entire video with the least amount ice cream/vomit in the cup.
Dude1: I was playing The 2 girls 1 cup game, and i only puked twice.
Dude2: Holy shit man, last time i played, i couldnt even last half the video.
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the pathetic throwback loser still stuck in the 80's
only 80's guy wears a mullet & iron maiden t-shirt
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THE DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL LOVES TO MASQUERADE AS A "WHITE GIRL" (AS IN WHITE GENTILE GIRL). THE DLJG LOVES TO HIDE BEHIND THE "WHITE GIRL" LABEL, SO SHE CAN PROMOTE INTERRACIAL SEX AND BABIES WITH BLACK GUYS (OR HISPANIC AND ASIAN GUYS). YOUR TYPICAL DLJG WILL GET A NOSEJOB, DYE HER HAIR BLONDE OR SOME OTHER COLOR, AND WILL TRY AND MIMIC A "WHITE GENTILE GIRL" PERSONALITY. YOU'LL SEE A DLJG IN MANY SOCIAL MEDIA VIDEOS GETTIN' JIGGY WITH A BLACK BABY DICK BRUTHA, OR SOME OTHER "MINORITY" WITH A SMALL DICK:). YOU'LL ALSO SEE A DLJG IN VIDEOS TRYING TO START RACIAL HATRED BETWEEN GROUPS (LIKE THE ONE WHO MADE A VIDEO A WHILE BACK INSULTING ASIAN COLLEGE STUDENTS). SO BEWARE TO ALL GUYS OF ALL RACES: NEXT TIME YOU SEE A "WHITE GIRL" IN A VIDEO GETTIN' HER SWIRL ON OR SAYING SOMETHING RACIALLY INSULTING, THERE'S A 70 TO 90 PERCENT CHANCE YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL:). DON'T CONFUSE JEWISH GIRLS AND CAUCASIAN GENTILE GIRLS: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME. THANKS:)
White Gentile guy to Asian guy: Hey, did you see the video of that silly-asshole White girl recording herself grindin' on some welfare recipient black dude with a two-inch dick?
Asian guy to White Gentile guy: Bro, that "White girl" ain't no White Gentile girl. That girl is a DLJG: A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG). They love to promote interracial sex between "White girls" and everyone else. But they never admit to being Jewish;they like to hide that fact from everyone.
White guy to Asian guy: Damn, I didn't realize Jewish babes could be such lying dickheads.
Hispanic guy to White guy: Don't worry, bro. It's a fact millions of DLJGs all over the world have lied so well that now they're actually enjoying LOTS OF GENTILE COCK!!! Now, they're secretly getting revenge against their racist Jewish boyfriends and husbands who love to pay to have sex with SHIKSAS!!!!!
White guy to his Asian and Hispanic friends: Well, it looks like the joke is on Jewish boyfriends and husbands all over the world:)
The three friends laugh hysterically in agreement:)
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When a female of any race has such low self-esteem she will allow herself to be humiliated by accepting booty calls at 3am even though she has to be up for work at 6. The subject will typically date men she finds completely unnatractive and boring. She typically has a shady past of cheating on every boyfriend she has dated (especially friends of the boyfriend), gang bangs, sleeping with random men at bars and the list goes on. The PGS can be sniffed out by any player within a 20 foot radius. A female with PGS has a short life span due to aquiring STDS and a very high suicide rate has been linked to persons with chronic PGS.
guy at bar: Hey. I noticed you were sitting all alone. Can you buy me a drink and pay for my tab then take me to the motel across the street?
pathetic girl syndrome aka PGS response: sure. That sounds really good. I don't have condoms, but I'm cool if you just pull out.
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Nicola Roberts.
Nicola Roberts used to be known as the "ginger" or "ugly" one of crappy girls pop group Girls Aloud.
She then got incredibly attractive, sexy, beautiful and is the second most successful of the bunch and she's probably better off as she didn't get cheated on and didn't get malaria.
I'd bone the ginger one from Girls Aloud
She's a bit of a Nicola.
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