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brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
he has an armadillo cock
my cock and balls that are attached
Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!
When you find a roach in the Chinese food you ordered.
"Yo bro lets order from wok n roll again", nah there cock-a-chink.
An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right
That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...
When you don’t help your friend(s) out for your other friend
“Hey ky your a cock blocker for not pmo with your friend” 🤷🏾
A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.
During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.
That cock-blocker is permanently on the rag while looking daggers across if I even open my laptop!