Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"
Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."
Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?
Yeah sure big sigma.
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•Another word to describe Kamy.
•How a black guy describes a beautiful white woman.
•Being so sexy that you’re just filled with so much sex that other people can see.
You see Kamy today?
Bro, yes! She’s lookin so fine and sex-filled!
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A a t between two pookies where they rub their tongues against each other.
Me and my pookie had pookie sex last night.
To let out very loud monotone sex noises with clothes on and thrusting or spooning of the hips
Brittany went home very satisfied from our dickless sex.
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A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.
She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale
not allowed to have sex all December
Oh i want to have sex with you:
You cant, because its no sex December
Made of: Vilde Stokstad
Thank me next
A special enriched kind of intercourse only preformed by the upper class of society. Due to the private nature of the upper class not much is known about the phenomena.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you saw that new girl? She fine! Wouldn't mind tapping that!
Guy 2: Bro she's out of you're league. She be only doing that sex Casablanca!