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dropped the bomb on me

When she gives the bomb ass blow job

She dropped the bomb on me, she gave me some bomb ass head

by Djmans November 1, 2017


Jack 18 Call Me The Rizzard Of Oz

Jack 18, Call me the Rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
500k+ subs on yt, side hobby
Is the tinder profile for a famous YouTuber called Chezitoo

Person 1: have you seen Jack 18 call me the Rizzard of oz?

Person 2: oh pointcrow?

by Chezitoes August 28, 2024


Heck-Me-Up Special

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.

On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special

by Humpanumpa February 15, 2018


Me-cation

When a co-worker, thinking only of himself, decides to take a few days off on short notice to “rest up” before the next big project, leaving the remaining crew to work overtime in over to cover his shift.

“Did you hear we gotta work 12s cause that pussy Art chumped out and is taken a me-cation before the coal boat comes in?”

by Cdux May 22, 2019


Oh No Me Heart Stopped

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by Idk ‾\_(ツ)_/¯ February 22, 2023


Everybody hates me because I am fat

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!

You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3

by Ur gorgeous July 22, 2023

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hoop me

To put the entirety of myself in your ass

He bob you can hoop me if you want

by Johnnybwoii June 1, 2017