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Hook you up with someonor something
Yoooooo tell your girlfriend to fly me in with her friend and we can double date.
stig - nicotine vaporizer
usually said in school
stig me up - brad
meet me in bathroom - nick
The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.
"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"
When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them
A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.
Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right”
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Whos been treating you?
When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.
Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"
You " you dont have time tell me twice "
Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??