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russian ball pit

1) A gathering of nude bearded men who, after having consumed a large amount of Vodka, rub their testicles together in a pit or hole in the ground. This is usually done in effort to remove the hair from the scrotum of each participant.

2) A ball pit filled mostly with straight Vodka containing a sporadic spread of floating colourful balls. Used in some areas of the world to bathe.

1) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now by balls are chaffed."

2) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now I'm as clean as a whistle."

by braincreation January 18, 2014


chaunce balls

Chilling with your balls on the wall

Andrew: "ittybitz aint got nothing on those chaunce balls"

Sally: "to the winows to the chaunce balls"

by Andy Salsberry September 6, 2014


chaunce balls

The utmost form of chilling with your balls to the wall.

Andrew: "From the windowssss to the chaunce balls."
Sally: "Let the sweat drip down your chaunce balls"

Drew: "Look at the size of those chaunce balls!"
Sal: "IttiBitz don't have nothing on those chaunce balls"

by Andy Salsberry September 6, 2014


McCall Ball

Small ball on the steering wheel of a tractor, named after Ian McCall of New Zealand.

You've got to use the McCall Ball to make the tractor turn accurately when raking hay.

by dropflogger April 8, 2022


old pudding balls

When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.

I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!

by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017


MC Shrivel Ball

A godlike MC who has balls that shrivel up to the size of peas from the size of walnuts. He rehydrate them in urine in order to rejuvenate their size

Hello y'all I'm MC Shrivel Ball
Here to tell you about my balls
And, um uhh how they shrivel up
To the size of peas from the size of walnuts

I have to dip them in some piss
To rehydrate them it feels so bliss
Just because I'm a freak of nature
Doesn't mean you have to be a hater

by MC Shrivel Ball August 17, 2021


Magenta Balls

Masturbating 5 minutes before No Nut November starts, and once it hits midnight you have to stop immediately.
If you win you get one final nut before November

But if you lose You get severe blue balls, so much they they turn to a darker shade and eventually turn a megenta colour by the end of it.

“Hey did you hear about Alex?, I herd he got severe Megenta Balls”
“What are Magenta Balls?
“Where you have to start Beating your meat 5 minutes before no nut November and after it hits midnight you have to immediately stop, and if you don’t but you get blue balls so bad they turn Magenta”

by Zinox_Hd October 28, 2018