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The creamy white liquid that doesn’t come from cows, but comes from anime vaginas, your dad, and weiners. It’s actually quite tasty, but I don’t think you’ll be able to bend that low.
Didn’t that Game grumps guy break his neck trying to enjoy a refreshing drink of his very own, organic, sex milk?
Sex that happen anytime between the hours of 2 am - 5 am.
“Me and Jenny had lost files sex before I came into work this morning”
When a gay man has sex with a straight female
“My gay best friend got drunk and had Geoffrey sex with me”
"Affectionate Sex" is a type of sex, when people have sex cause of the need to show their affection as a friend or lover.
Joshua and Stacy had affectionate sex! Hilarious!
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Fun
Desire
Pleasure
Patience
Accept dance and/or Celebration
What is your sex language Alex?
oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.
Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex