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Is an unofficial term for a disability of which one individual's thoughts are grounded to perverseness, sex or the obscene. Cogitomonimeros Syndrone may effect individuals who in there lives took or have seen environments where sexual activity is prominent. this disability may hinder;
Logicial or rational thinking(Problem Solving, etc), Intelligence, Socialization... etc
Cogito from the latin word "Cogito" meaning "to think"/"I think"
Monim from the greek word "Monimo" meaning "Permanent"
Eros from the greek god love and desire
"You have been diagnosed with Cogitomonimeros Syndrome"
A white male or female who think they are black
No one;
White people “I swear I’m more black than actual black people”
Or
“I have black friends so that makes me black”
This is Tamara syndrome
Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.
She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.
Name after TEMS Scott Klinefelter, it’s when you’re such a stud, you completely destroy all your X chromosomes making you mentally unhinged.
Oh Scott’s got that Klinefelter syndrome and that’s why he huffs emesis bags
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People that are immortal, or extremely old.
bro queen elizabeth had the nokia syndrome so skibidi
When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.
"Check the cable?"
"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."
"Check it anyway."
"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."
PPS - Post Pump Syndrome, similair to PNS, is the state in which a person starts to lose testosterone and blood flow to the muscles after physical activity, generally after lifting weight. The individual may experience a lack of self esteem, sudden but short spurts of depression, and possibly a feeling of mild body dysmorphia.
“I’ve only just finished working out and i’m getting Post-Pump-Syndrome already.”