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A school located in some place way too near the shire that has way too much school pride. It is the only all girls public school for miles around where the students are forced to wear ties, even worse...candy stripe ties. They have so much school pride that they are like a private school with less funding. This school is a haven for nerds and azn kids.
People try very hard to get into this school and are expelled for the stupidest reasons. For one, expelling someone because they have become pregnant or because they've had three minor strikes (for example three brushes are: 2 cases of truancy, 1 minor case of vandalism) is pretty silly. Catholic and private schools are fairer than this. Maybe if you like to study and be good you will like this school.
Also, wearing the wrong socks will get you detention. Refusal to attend detention will get you suspended. If you wear the wrong socks, you will be forced to buy some from the principal's office. Seriously,no public school is this strict on uniform. Top buttons must be done up when wearing your tie. Even though you cannot see it because the tie is done up infront of it. Also, all sleeves must be unrolled. The length of the socks is crucial. It cannot go over mid-shin and it cannot reveal any part of your ankle. What kind of public high school cares this much?
The sane people who attend this school have said "I'm leaving this school!" at least 50 times a year.
Azn nerd: OMG! I ONLY GOT 80% IN MY MATHS TEST! I'M GOING TO DIEEEEEEE. I'LL BE IN THE LOWEST MATHS CLASS POSSIBLE!!!
me: SHUT UP YOU RETARD.
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sane kid 1: You know what...If I get busted one more time, I'll be expelled...YESSSSSSSSS!
sane kid 2: Lucky! That's insane...you've only truanted once!
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sane person 1: shit I'm broke.
sane person 2: what? you had ten bucks this morning!
sane person 1: Yeah, the K made me buy these socks...
sane person 2: st george girls high school sucks...
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National give a girl your hoodie day is November 14th
Boy: it’s give a girl your hoodie day
Girl: oh is it
Boy: here have my hoodie
Girl: thanks
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The best selective high school in the world, with perverted boys as a brother school.
"Those girls are just so smart... and so cool..."
"So the must go to St. George!"
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the school that's too strict with a principal that thinks the students are all 'bright shining stars'. the students are also too supportive of each other a.k.a the worst selective school ever
- at st george girls high school -
student: *wears ankle socks*
teacher: YOU HAVE ANKLE SOCKS, SEE ME AT THE 2ND HALF OF LUNCH
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she doesnt
no really the fact that you thought she liked you is HILLARIOUS like man Noone likes you
Maybe they will like you if you stop Fapping to fucking fortnite porn you degenerate
You know maybe i am a little harsh here is an example of Signs a girls likes me :
1.wake up
2.it was probably i fucking dream
Thats why there is no way a girl likes you ok? now say this word inside your mind ok?: Signs a girl likes me are none
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A porn video that shows 2 women shitting in a cup, eating it like my mom on fucking thanksgiving, and gag them selves to puke on the shit in the cup, and on each other. All in all, this video will fuckin traumatize you to the point you think hardcore gangbangs aren’t that bad.
Chad: I watched 2 girls 1 cup yesterday, and I have never seen anything more disgusting.
John: I warned ya, it is the most disgusting video on the internet.
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A heartwarming documentary for the whole family. Themes and life lessons include: sharing, trust, palatable, ass chowder. In short, two same-sex baristas in a loving, long-term, committed, and consensual relationship get creative when they realize the refrigerator is out of service.
“Sweetheart I forgot to grab groceries again”
“No biggie we’ll just 2 girls 1 cup it again tonight”
“love you hun”
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