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When a man and a woman want to have sex but don't want to sin in the lords eyes. So they rub their penis and vagina together vigorously without penetration.
Him: Hey do you want to have sex?
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.
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A bomb ass drink! Like a Moscow mule and Sex on the Beach but together.
I’m a complicated ass bitch and asked the bartender to make me something fruity but like a Moscow mule so she gave me “Sex in Moscow”.
That one lone pepple that gets in your shoe irritating you.
Hold on, Ive got a sex pebble in my shoe that is bothering me.
This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.
me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"
When it’s been so long since you had sex your body is shutting down without the nutrients you need from sex
I haven’t had sex in so long I’m starting to think I have the illness sex deficiency