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When an orgy of men fuck in a van, usually dressed as fruit.
"Hey man want to forget me in vegas now?"
"Yeah, lets get the others and go to the van."
The act of shoving a pinky up someone’s asshole vigorously
Dave was pinking me out last night, and it felt so good!!
That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button
Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
I don’t fucking kn..my man sent me ts and I figure tht it’s a flirtatious thing so take it easy on him bitch
A+T❤️
“Me despistas mucho cuando me contestas mamacita😘.” Means: “You throw me off when you talk back lil mama😘”
A phrase usually commented on a video from Tiktok in which there are 2 videos, one of an actual video and the other, in this case, usually some kind of ear wax removal thing using tweezers. In this video, often times they just won’t do their god damn job and it makes people angrily comment “GIVE ME THE TWEEZERS”
“Cool story bro GIVE ME THE TWEEZERS”
A sign of exasperation meant sarcastically in a frustrating situation
Sometimes expressed “pierce” for shorthand
“I accidentally sent my nudes to my mom. Pierce me, bro.”