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Grudge love planker

Getting an apple and giving a crying babe e the spanker oo...... Just being in l uve with someone is ehhhnough. Jjjjuuuusssttttt say hoffagan is dahhhhhhh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

I just gave that cross spertting how beeeotch the double whammy....... We should give her the grudge love planker....... Jjjjuuuusssttttt say hoffagan is dahhhhhhhhhh mannnnnn.......

by Dannythemannnyofcrankanddrank July 10, 2022


Love is blind

Aw hey! That sounds like my thing! Boy am I glad that people are publicly talking about THAT instead of my thing! It's not like my thing is infinitely worse or anything.

Hym "Man, I don't even get free alcohol OR women trapped in a house with me! Those love is blind guys got it made. I don't know what they're complaining about."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024


people who love to thrust on other people

Rose

People who love to thrust on other people are extremely stupid

by thetorturedpoet May 4, 2024


Charlie Love

'Charlie Love' is defined as an overeager, overindulgent, clear communicative, fervent adoration and attentive love. Rose petals on the blankets, breakfast in bed, adventurous getaways, personalized luxury jewelry or gifts, massages, bombardment of kisses and touch, "I miss you"s as soon as you leave them, even just to go out for awhile. "My heart belongs to you" constant reaffirming that your love is only for them, they never have to guess how you feel, because it is reminded often, every text, every email, every phonecall. Some might call it "Puppy Dog" love, or "hormonal love", but no, it is loving with direct intention. It is a choice. A sense of being. A drive. Almost as if you are competing against another to win them over, you will do anything and everything to show them how much you love them and hope they choose you. It is romantisizing your romance. Creating a love story that you get to be a main character in along with the person who has your attention. It's long conversations, enduring yearning, caring about all things they care about, putting their feelings above your own. Never wanting to go to bed with upsets...always wanting to fix things, no matter what. It's giving up the whole world for them.

"I want Charlie Love."

"If I can't have Charlie Love, I don't want it. I don't want your scraps. I want intention. I want to be chosen. I deserve effort."

"It's so cringe. She's only using him as a distraction, but he's giving her that Charlie Love."

by Pocket Pangolin October 15, 2023

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National Wear your Puppie love shirt

December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt

friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them

by yurmumdootcom January 17, 2022

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A Loves T

It is scientifically proven that Addison loves Tristan more

A loves T meaning
T -I love you more
This is wrong because it’s not scientifically proven to be possible for Tristan to love Addison more.

by AdieπŸ’― June 13, 2023

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Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 7, 2021