The "They're Gay" Dilemma

When a Straight Human is attracted to a gay human of the opposite gender.

Brad: I like her but she's gay
Kevin: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Gay" Dilemma

Boomerang gay/lesbian

A boomerang gay/lesbian 🪃 is someone who engages in flirtatious behaviour then disappears to play the field/hoe face around and then tries to come back to you like a boomerang (once they potentially feel like worthless and shitty about themselves).

It stems from a Chinese proverb 好馬不吃回頭草.

This translates into "A Good Horse Will Never Return to Graze on Grass that It Has Already Passed by." - A Chinese Proverb or similarly, “Grass isn’t always Greener”

So don’t accept that return boomerang. They lost their chance :)

Joe is such a messy boomerang gay, he’s trying to slide in my DMs again after disappearing for weeks to date/hoe around.

Kelly has a tendency to be a boomerang gay/lesbian, so don’t put all your eggs in one basket

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

This dude is Gay

Dude be the big gay.

This Dude is gay.

Sum Yun Gai

The typical asian man (some young guy)
slim,about 15-16 years old not higher than 5,50.

Person A:"Dude whats that white stuff"
Person B:"its cream of Sum Yun Gai"

gay quake

When a gay/lesbian person has a mini orgasm ( like an earthquake ) from a hot person

Hannah was looking at gal Gadot and had a gay quake