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a smell that reflects your body odor often only gotten by clothing sometimes a recliner or room can tae on a me-smell
Aw this housecoat has a me-smell
The intensified version of "excuse me". See also, "mc'scuse me".
McDonald's employee: Is this for here or to go?
Fat Lady: Buh-scuse me?! You think I can eat all this by my-
McDonald's employee: BITCH I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE!
A sentence used by a gaytozor asking his friends if the brand new glasses he just copped fits to his gay face.
Nicolas: "Sa me vas bien?"
Us: "wow, no homo"
The alpha and the omega of all internet comebacks. This phrase stands alone as the only statement powerful enough to truly reverse a dreaded "no u" comeback. This is considered the ultimate and final demise to any argument, as it leaves the recipient utterly defenseless and incapable of countering.
An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.
Matt: "You suck. Go commit bathtub toaster!"
Steven: "No u"
Matt: "No u"
Steven: "Hah, nice comeback you turbo virgin! I'm the best."
Matt: "No me"
*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*
The best way to confuse your opponent in a no u battle
How people know you have yourself
Person 1: Your Stupid
Person 2: no u
Person 1: no u
Person 2: no u
Person 1: no me
Everyone in a 3 mile radius: - stunned-
This is the absolute form of no u, the ultimate inter-galactic response to any kind of offensive words.
Bitchlasagna: your mom gaii
Intellectual: NO ME
Bitchlasagna: iyaaaaaa!!! *holds head with both hands and artistically screeching*
The term used in defense of the victim of a no u attack, thus taking the sexual connotation onto oneself instead of the victim; this saves their sexuality with a sacrifice of your own.
"Haha hey man this rap album is p bad."
"Bro ur mom gay"
(vigilante) "NO ME"
"Holy shit fam thanks for that save haha I was about to go total gay whew"