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The Gayness passed by from a Gay (or lesbian) Person to someone else
Gay person: Hey your gay
Str8 person: No im not
*few years later*
Not-so-str8 person: Hey im gay...
Gay person: I knew you were gay
Not-so-str8 person: How?
Gay person: Im also gay so i can use the Gay Gun on you.
The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.
"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"
A gay whose brain was fried from too much whey protein consumption. Has an alpha male complex with a dash of internalized homophobia. One who thinks his terrible perspectives are positively mindblowing. Will do anything for clout.
I saw a whey gay post a vid of him shirtless while talking about how it is people's fault that they are oppressed.
When a situation arrives that hinders one from participating in events they would normally attend, or would like to attend.
When a person has prior obligations that obscure them from attending an event with their friends.
Guy 1 - "Hey man you gonna make the concert this weekend?"
Guy 2 - "Naw man, doc said I can't leave the house with my broke leg. Really "gaying me down".
"My girlfriend said I can't go to the titter this weekend, really gaying me down over here."
something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
See roll in the hay. Similar, but homosexual.
Ish! Them Koreans roll in the gay all night, that shit sickens my stomach.
Participating in gay activities before the big gay event.
A good excuse for gays to encourage their straight friends to "try" gay.
Similar to "pre-game", but with acts of gayness.
Make out with that girl.... you have to pre-gay before the pride parade!!!
Where are we going to pre-gay? Let's go to Castro!