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Melich (me-lick)

Noun: Spineless, bottom feeder, a troll that descended from a jellyfish. Slimy disgusting single-minded organism.

Damn that insurance agent was such a Melich (me-lick), he was so slimy and disgusting he was undressing me with his eyes till you said something. What a perv.

by Gators316 July 12, 2022


Pick Me Bitch

Picked over and chosen last by the opposite sex.

They were both pick me bitches.

by BromanderInChief89 September 28, 2022


Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 2, 2019


coax me to go fishing

for someone to try to make a gay person date or act romantically with a member of the opposite sex.

yeah... my mom was coaxing me to go fishing! she doesn't support me being gay.

my dad has to coax me to go fishing because he doesn't want thanksgiving to be ruined

by avvbnk November 30, 2020


Look Me In The Face

When you catch someone making disrespectful and rude comments about you In a sneakily way

Tripp: She's just acting foolish for no reason.

Justin: Uhh...Excuse you, Lucy is one of my favorite superstars of all time. Next Time, look me in the face before you sneak-talk about somebody...Fooliots!!!

by Cinnamon Pilcher June 27, 2023


Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009


Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'

"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

by VootVootAhh August 13, 2018