opposite of no u. used when u disagree w someone but ur still btr than the other person so u refer to urself instead of them :D
manami: guitar is better than fencing
me: no u
me: oh wait
me: NO ME
It's used when you and some other dude are in the no u fight. No me ends it immediately.
Puggo:u gay
2can: no u
Puggo: no u
Puggo: no u
2can: no ME
Puggo: wtf?
an make an entitled person powerless instantly
Bob: I'm the king of the world!
Alex: no me
Bob: fucking dies
the way to insult yourself and confuse the person who insulted you at the same time
"hey u dum haha"
"no me"
"wot"
when someone boasts, you scream this
A: I'm the smartest person in the class, dumbass!
B: no me
A: (dies)
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
A cat pun or what I like to call a cun
That cat is so me-arvelous