Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)
...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)
A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.
Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠
The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.
When your so high on marijuana that you feel that your pupils have went squared !!!
Look at Jake guys he is goat eyed high
Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.
She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.
A person who recently received lasix surgery.
Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.
Acronym that means “End Yo Sh!t” or eat it for real. I Don’t know lol just made it up today.
*sees random person* “EYS!”
A simple alternative to “KYS” that won’t get you banned meaning “End Your Self.”
EYS downy.