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Something miss piggy says while having sex with Kermit.
Why couldn’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because every time she got to 69, she got a frog in her throat
When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.
The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.
To use your elbow to bring an overly zealous mate to climax
I did my best to fend her off, to everyone’s satisfaction
When a Chili's date goes so well, she lets you put it in all three holes.
Man: Did you enjoy your Quesadilla Explosion salad?
Woman: Let's just say that tonight, the back door will be for more than carry out orders.
Man: Aww yes! Triple Dip-her! Chili's is an aphrodisiac.
a word said by quezots himself on 4th of july, with his smooth rizz he hit up a girl and said “Her gorgeous 🥺” was he able to pull the girl with his pickup line? sadly he wasn’t able to.
“Her gorgeous 🥺”
“Happy Fourth of July”
Noun nutting inside a girls pussy
Oh shit I was Salting her cod last night !!!!