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When you blow a huge load of semen into a girl's eye, giving her a black eye.
Oh, I gave her the Ol Bin Laden last night!
Using your spouse's body to store snacks for later consumption in bed.
After I got the T.V., Toaster Oven, and kegerator all I was missing was the ol' snacktable as she is at work and will not be home until later.
something or someone that smells like shit
oh my goodness you smell like ole burns
Tackling someone and ejaculating on their stomach
“If we can’t come to a solution I’m gonna have to give ya the ole Wyoming salute.”
the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges
originated from Italy switching sides in the war
-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.