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Why did I bawk?
What if…
You don’t want to see me?

I don’t want to be annoying…
Sometimes I am…
You are not moving…
Is that because you think I don’t want to see you?
I don’t see how you could question that…

Of course, I do…

I am absolutely, positively, crazily in love with YOU!!!

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I Power

A philosophical system conceived by the administation of movielol, that is allegedly the primary purpose of the Athene series (that is, the series was made to eventually promote I Power) that stresses three basic principles:
Being open minded
Actively thinking
And putting your vision into practice

My understanding of I Power wont permit me to continue smoking, sorry guys.

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I laugh

An expression used when you think someone is joking or lying.

"I broke your phone"
"I laugh, now give me my phone"

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and i was stoned

Added to the end of a stupid excuse to make the excuse seem slightly better than what it is worth.

Will: Why'd you put that up on facebook.
Ed:Because it's funny.
Will:...
Ed:(realizing the seriousness) and i was stoned

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but i need it

No

But i need it. Yes.

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i-tard

i-tard: A person blindly following advertisements, commonly called a hipster, tends to shop at target over walmart, believes mac products are superior to any PC product, and mainly uses said mac computer to update facebook and twitter accounts.

i-tard "experts" are people that consistently use an apple product to run computing intensive programs. To do this, they justify a multi-thousand dollar mac, and proceed to download Windows in order to run real-life and relevant programs.

i-tard "trolls" are mac junkies. This flavor of i-tard does not stop thinking (or typing) about their apple product, to the extent that they will consistently post on blogs, or online forums. This is one of the most useful things a mac can do. I-tard trolls are online bullies, and they will let you know that PC's are for republicans.

(v) example: That i-tard sure loves to hang out in Starbucks while trolling around the PC online help forums.

i-tard "justified". A person using a mac solely for the purpose of picture and or video editing, and nothing else. These people generally own a business, and purchase a PC to run the accounting, and other real-world software.

That i-tard sure loves drinking his Starbucks while shopping at Target for skinny jeans.

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I-Feminine

Related to the I-Peeper - When the I-Peeper notices that the I-Feminine has totally homosexual and/or songs for the opposite sex on his Ipod. Common excuses are, "My wife put it on there!" 'Wife' can also be interchangeable with 'girlfriend', 'sister' or 'mom'. And deep down inside, the I-Peeper knows that he is dealing with a homosexual.

Skyler I-Peeper: "Oh my god, you listen to the Jonas Brothers!?"

Caleb I-Feminine: "Uhhh... no, my sister Lo-Lo put that on there! I swear!"

Skyler I-Peeper: "What a homo..."

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