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A person who will wait for the smaller slice next to the bigger slice to be taken so they can then scoop up the bigger slice without looking like a fatass.
Damn it, John. Stop being such a Pizza Camper.
A loving slang term for a person of colour that works in a supermarket.
Where are all the pizza bases today?
Oh no no, we don't sell pizza bases here
hottie from dudley pizza hut who absolutely mugged off the manager Steven when he asked her out on a date
Pizza slut: Motion come over
Motion: I can't I'm delivering pizzas
Pizza slut: I'm home alone naked
Pizza tooth is what happens when you can't wait 2 minutes to eat a piping hot slice of pizza or other food and it burns the roof of your mouth and makes your teeth hurt.
Ugh, I ate my moms stew last night and it was so hot that it gave me pizza tooth.
Dog sleeping all curled up in a perfect circle.
Look at your pizza dog! He is totally pizzaed down on the bed!
Ranch on pizza is seen as disgusting and trifling but people eat that shit anyway because there nasty asf
Person 1 You eat ranch on pizza???
Person 2 yup
Person1 eww you nasty asf
Person 3 that disgusting
When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni
“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night