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Accidentally attracting gay men as a result of looking like a bear, but not actually being a bear.
Gay Man: Hi! Are you a bear?
Bear Bait: Sorry, but no. I am very flattered though.
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An over weight or chubby lesbian.
Look at those two chicks over there, that ones a huge "bear cat!"
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Wow did you just see that coon-bear steal that tv and jump clear over that fence.
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A (playful) term/phrase that refers to FTM or trans-masculine individuals who begin taking testosterone (gender affirming hormones) AND start an intensive work-out routine at the same time; the joke being that the person in question is “building” themselves into a “bear” (bear as in a hairy and/or large gay man.)
Person 1: “Did I tell you I ran into Ed at the gym yesterday? He looked like he was hitting the weights really hard.”
Person 2: “Good for him, if I were just starting on T I’d be excited to bulk up too!”
Person 1: “LOL yeah, talk about Build-A-Bear tho.”
A guy that acts girly enough to be a homosexual but is surprisingly straight.
I thought Jerry was a homosexual because he wears big hoop ear rings, but it turns out that he is just a Dinkle Bear.
Its when you break a dudes nut sack in between two night lights.
Shit did you see bob in the hospital. Somebody shiney beared him.
Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.