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Christian Shithead

Every Christian is a shithead. Anyone who believes a guy's mother was a virgin and then she got pregnant by a god is already kinda wacko. And then the contradictory things this so-called messiah supposedly said....the "gospels" aren't the "gospel truth" if you read them carefully, you'll see they contradict each other and then when a "gospel" wasn't approved by the early church, they declared it false. So there's a lot of stuff out there about Jesus and Mary Magdalene getting it on. Your imaginary friend in the sky isn't going to save you.

Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.

Joe: Hey, Bernardo, check out the Christian Shithead over there! She's born again.

Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.

Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.

by Lova My Nay-Bah September 17, 2010

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relaxed Christians

A Christian who strives to live the way God intended us to(loving one of another and in happiness). Strives for peace and love. Strives to protect the world's natural environment.

a form of (neo hippie)

by alabama boy June 7, 2005

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Christian Pastelini

Gay

"Woah look it's Christian Pastelini"
"Him gay"
"Ye"

by El SeΓ±or April 20, 2017

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Christian Saludo

A person with ectreme gingivitis, likes Yugi-Oh, and his mottto is "I dont even fucking care anymore"

Person 1: Hi Christian

Christian Saludo; "I dont even fucking care anymore"

by Bummmmmmmmmmmmm October 8, 2011

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christian mccarville

fucks bitches
gets money

christian mccarville fucks bitches and gets money

by asdfgthyjul; May 27, 2014

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playing it christian

The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.

I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.

by vaginafaceBUTHOLEBULLOCKNIGERP October 18, 2009

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Christian Kelly

Is a Guy whith a 4 inch penis and is a considered a Bich.

man :Fuck you bich
girl:You Christian Kelly

by ooooofoooooofer January 14, 2019

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