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COOL EMO KID: doesnt care what ppl think, likes a good band whether they are on mtv or not, and won't stop listening to some band just cuz everyone suddenly 'discovered' them. they do nothing to make ppl feel bad for them, and want no ones sympathy. they give everything a chance before deeming it cool or uncool. and if they want to kill themselves, they do it. they dont shop regularly at hot topic, but dont' completely disregard it. if there's something they want to buy, they go for it, and dont deny they bought it there. most of what they wear is from hand me downs, a garbage, a thrift shop, or was found. they dress how they want, and never deliberately try to piss ppl off or 'rebel'. if they do something rebellious, it is not just to be rebellious, it is because they want to/believe in doing it. they respect people who dont want to put drugs in their body, but some COOL EMO KIDS do drugs because they feel like it
ANNOYING EMO KID: those kids who regularly max out daddy's credit card at hot topic and tell everyone how depressed they are and that they cut their arms up every night wanting to die (ok...where are the scars?). they only listen to 'underground' bands adn immediately stop when someone they think is popular or preppy starts to listen to them, or they see them on mtv (which they claim never to watch, but they still do). they intentionally do stupid and rebellious things trying to make authority figures mad, thinking it's cool. these people are attention-craving, tasteless, abnoxious emo kids. anything popular is completely disregarded to them. they also tell ppl that they think drugs are sooooooooooo cool, but are scared to do them, but do them anyway because they think it'll make them cool
COOL EMO KID: that guy wearing some vintage tight tee and dirtied up black chuck taylors who is genuinely sincere and tells everyone what he thinks (tho never rudely unless he is already pissed at them)
ANNOYING EMO KID: the guy who draws on a bruise to make ppl think his dad hits him and who only talks to other ANNOYING EMO KIDS
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An advanced race of alien geniuses set on taking over the world. But they'll eventually wage war on each other for mental superiority and tear their complex government apart.
Person A: Wanna help me stop the Prism Kids?
Person B: Not really
Person A: Yeah, me neither.
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A term generally used to describe a person trying to hop on the goth band wagon. Spooky kids usually:
a) Follow the "nu-metal" trend, i.e., slipknot, korn, marilyn manson
b) shop at Hot Topic
c) try to combine goth and punk into one horrible labeling fiasco
d) worship the devil, think they have magic powers (see fluff)
e) think they are vampirees, demons, werewolves, and tell children at school this
f) are commericial cutters
g) fancy the name 'raven'
h) think pink and black is gothic/punk
i) there's more but I'm sure you get it
(see moron for details)
Spooky Kid 1: Hey, Raven, I just tried to commit suicide after my parents wouldn't let me buy that pink and black saftey pin skirt at Hot Topic that cost a bajillion dollars! Wanna see the scars?
Spooky Kid 2: -Sigh- Life sucks. Whats the point. -Sigh- I cut a pentacle into my arm last night.
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Fat Kids are (as the name suggests) fat. They play Fortnite and eat chips in their rooms all day, and have no friends.
They are extremely lazy, and most of the time don’t realize how fat they are. Fat kids like to avoid sports. One example of a fat kid is me. I have no life, and spend my time writing fucking retarded posts on Urban Dictionary.
Why I say this is if you were to look at me, you’d think “Holy shit he’s so fat”. And I don’t blame you for it. In fact, I implore you to think stuff like that. You see, when you’re the fat kid, you take pride in your gigantic thighs and your large shins that jiggle as you walk. You take pride in your double chins that become even more noticable when you make literally any facial impression at all. You take pride in your man boobs and your belly that gets the shirt stuck onto it, and all your fat rolls and waves that form in your belly whenever you move show perfectly. You take pride in your huge ass that flops from side to side as you run.
Because you see, I’m a fat kid. And I’m proud to be a fucking lazy ass bitch who’s fat ass just keeps growing and growing and his massive wavelike belly just keeps growing and growing and his entire fucking awesome body just keeps getting bigger and bigger until you get all the attraction you so desire in school, in public, and even other amazing fat kids that you can befriend.
Be proud of who you are, because everyone’s fucking amazing. 😎
Dude 1: Hey, look at fat ass over there.
Dude 2: What about him?
Dude 1: Watch this...
*Dude 1 walks over to me*
Dude 1: Yooo! Nice shirt.
Me: Thanks.
Dude 1: How much did it cost?
Me: Well, it costed a lot because my huge fat belly is just too huge and awesome to try to cover up.
Dude 1: ...
*I slap my belly and it jiggles a lot*
*Dude 1 walks away*
Dude 1: He’s such an awesome fat kid..
Dude 2: Yep.
(TRUE STORY XD)
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An indie kid is a young person who likes to listen to, emulate the style of and attend shows performed by obscure, independant label music bands. The irony of the indie kid is obviously that his or her style is now popular among many youths and therefore not really independant. Anyway, defining a person by their tastes alone is stupid.
regular joe: "hey what are you listening to?"
indie kid: "I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness"
regular joe: "what???? what are you talking about?"
indie kid: "it's the name of the band"
regular joe: "oh haha...i've never heard of them"
indie kid: *smiles gleefully with the feeling of having obscure taste in music*
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1. High School students enrolled in more than one Advanced Placement course.
2. People that are on the Myspace Vanity Group of Aesthetic Perfection; Most of them have thousands of friends and have exquisitely edited pictures ; they're usually envied by most other unsuccessful myspace whores that are on second category groups like Aesthetic Apex or Innovative Quality.
1. Student1: "Can our DBQ be due like until friday? We ALL have an ap physics project to work on tonight. AND for ap calculus"
Teacher: " hmm, NO! stupid ap kids. I'm here to ruin your lives to make you regret being an ap kid!"
2. Andrea Apex - "agh, i haaaate kaity apvip!!! i'm so jealous of her! Her pictures are like FLAWLESS"
David die iq apex -" I KNOW! oh my gosssh! stupid ap kid D;"
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Little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (They are known to say "I do scooter tricks")
Shut the fuck up Scooter kid, nobody loves you!
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