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A fucking shit test created by Albany to test students on topics such as reading and math. It usually comes once a year around April or May.
Student 1: Hey man! Are you ready for the New York State Exam?
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!
When your friend has to fart, you put a straw up their butt hole and simply suck it all in
Hurry Rob I have to fart! Grab the straw! This calls for a New York Stink Sucker!
When you shit into a ceiling fan with the hershey squirts and it goes down onto your sexual partner who you are whilst fucking them doggy style and ejaculate into there ass.
Person A: "Oh man I was fucking her so hard in the ass last night I did a new York city cyclone"
Person B: "yeah that's great now I'm not hungry anymore"
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a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins
cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972
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"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."
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A place where Wall Street screws Main Street
Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?
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The first fans to leave when their backs are to the wall. These fans often more commonly resemble spectators.
See: Bandwagon
Also see: Worst fans in the History of sports.
Giants down by 6. And the stands are clearing out. I've never seen anything like it, New york Giants Fans have abandoned this team.
What a display of poor sportsmanship.
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