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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people
you better stop "GLARE" or else
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uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk
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When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.
Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.
When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.
Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died
Hey look its queen muff muncher.
When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.
Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.