A big fat human who can’t stop eating
You see that guy Guig the pig he is soo fat
A payroll pig is someone who was recently arrested but now works for the authorities to lessin or diminish charges.
"Whatever you do, don't serve them because they're the newest payroll pig!"
A username for a gamer that's good at games. Phat Pigs are different from the Faze Clan. Phat Pigs Are not to be confused with Sweats.
WOW that phat pig is really good at Fortnite. How Did he get so Good at Fortnite?
Rubbing yourself with honey before you stick it in her oven to bake it. (Apple optional)
She wanted to try something different so I gave her the sticky pig.
The action of inserting Wall's sausages into the anal cavity and screaming 'WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY' whilst cluelessy trying to maintain control of a country.
E.g. Last night was fucking mental first we went for a cheeky nandos - there was me Nick C and Big Ozzy - but after it we didn't quite feel as though we had hit the 'cheeky' spot, so we thought 'fuck it round 2 - spoons' had a fucking mental time, downed a few quick bezzies before heading home, getting on our best suits, briefcases and hitting the town. Was a mental night, we all got shit faced, tashed on with some fit birds with massive knockers before heading home cos me airmax were fucked. On the way home we grabbed a bite at the butchers, don't ask why it was open but it fucking was, so we thought fuck it, giz 6 of your biggest sausages lad. The butcher pulled put some massive porkies I said 'aye, they're fucking smashing them' before paying £5.26 heading home to number 10, pulling out the sausages from my briefcase and pig pogging the sausages, was fucking ace. Then I woke up next day absolutely smashed and peniless and thought, fuck it, let's increase some taxes and my wages whilst everyone is struggling so me and my boys can pig pog some more. I fucking love being a pig pogger.
A tik toker who dies anything for likes
They would crash there mum's car and run over Billy the cat from next door. This is known as a bloody pig