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Bf have too give there gf there hoodie
Bf: hey gf here’s my hoodie
gf:what why
bf: because it’s november 22
National Kick the shit out of your shortest friend day. Kick the shit out of them!
Joe: "it's november 22nd that means i get to kick the shit out of you!"
Charlie: "fuck."
National "the tallest friend in the gang buys food for everyone" day
Perks of being a short person on November 22
On November 22nd u are supposed to send a picture of you in ur bra to a certain person i like, you are with, or generally have a good relationship
Person one ~ “oh u kno wat day it is”
Person two ~ “yh its send a pic of ur tits day”
(Person two sends a pic of there tits to person one)
Person one ~ “thanks for sending a pic of ur tits to me for November 22”
National Phoebe Day! If your name is Phoebe make the most of it and have a good time!!
Person 1: Be happy!!!
Phoebe: Why?!
Person 1: It’s December 22, National Phoebe Day!!!
National Take A Shower Day. Yes, you heard me. You should take a shower bcs its almost Christmas. Please, you really smell.
Bob: Hey! You should take a shower!
Lucy: Why?
Bob: Because its December 22!