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When your neck is so sore that you cant go to work but really you've just been up all night partying.
Sir, I cant come in to work tomorrow. I have the 24 hour neck flu.
If you were born on this day let’s just say you are very pretty and trustworthy
Dani- “i was born on December 24”
Andrew- “damn..no wonder you’re so pretty”
today is sacrifice a discord friend day. you will grab a discord friend and sacrifice him
yo uneasy it's december 24 come in this group chat.
The fucking worst day ever. It’s the day before Christmas and it takes years for this day to get over with. If you try and go to sleep it’s fucking impossible.
Friend: hey bro it’s Christmas Eve!
Me: yeah?
Friend: it’s December 24, Christmas Eve so only one more day til Christmas.
Me: you mean a few more years
This Day In Every Year Is National Be Nice To Matthew Day Which Means No Bullying Cause. It's Innapropriate And Violent.
"Matthew Your Perm Looks Might Fine Today"
"Matthew You Look Pretty Sexy Today Cuh"
"Matthew Your The Best And Nicest Person Ever (December 24)"
National show your boobs to your boyfriend day
It's April 24 show me your melons.
April 24 you know what that means love?
April 24: The Person (usually female, but sometimes men) with breasts would send their significant other a picture of their breasts.