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Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.
Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"
The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.
"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."
Samuel Launiere
Samuel Launiere in the biggest pain in the arse
Dolt or group thinker who writes disparaging remarks about Donald Trump. Lacks ability the think critically. Follows the herd off tbe cliff.
The arse hole hated America and moved to Venezuela to enjoy socialism and was eaten by rats while trying to find toilet paper.
Long hair? Bubble butt?
When washing your hair and discover a collection of hair in the crack of your arse when drying.
Whilst drying her body after washing her hair she discovered nature's 'Arse Floss' in the crevice of her butt. Flossing her hole as she pulled it out.
Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.
"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"