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1. In the context of a conversation:
a)A way of commenting that a third party is an asshole
b)An under-the-breath muttering in response to some offense, essentially a roundabout way of calling the offender an "asshole." Can be used seriously or for humor.
2. In the context of a single party speaking: A way of recognizing that the previous comments made were insensitive.
Allan:...and then Kareem punched me in the balls
Nish: what an asshole...
Kareem: Oh shit, I just spilled coffee on your laptop
Allan: What an asshole...
Kareem: Your relationship is doomed to fail
Vaishnavi: What an asshole...
Kareem: I'm sorry.. I couldn't hold it in...
Natsuki: What an asshole...
Kareem: ...but then I slapped her. What an asshole.
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When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
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an asshole maneuver is an action performed by an asshole (person) that directly affects a reciever of the action in a negative way.
Dan- "Shirley didn't even show up to her date with joe."
Mo- "Damn, what an asshole maneuver."
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A person, usually a male, dressed in oscenely tight pants that doesn't realize how ridiculous he looks.
Hey! Those pants make you look like a peeled asshole!
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Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.
"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."
"What a shaved asshole."
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The most magnificent and magical asshole.
I did her in the butt last night...that asshole was like a magical Narnia Asshole!
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N. Used to insult someone by referring them to the pov close-up of the aftermath of a hardcore anal porn where the man ejaculates in the woman's/man's rectum. When said it will usually leave the party at the receiving end of the insult stunned and speechless for undisclosed amounts of time. The most foul of all personal insults known to mankind.
Him: "You're such a bitch!"
Her: "And you're a cumdripping asshole! What's you're point?"
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