The inevitable girth gain around the buttocks from eating too many breakfast buffets.
Mary gained a Bacon Booty after spending one week on vacation.
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The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.
Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.
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Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris
This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours
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A term used to describe making a lot of money in a legitimate manner, usually through a boring line of work.
"Bacon" is pronounced similarly to "Baking", to make it rhyme with "Making". Therefore, the term is pronounced "Makin' the baekin".
"Hey man, what's shaking?"
"Not much bro, just here Makin' the bacon at work."
"That sucks man, pub tonight?"
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Hideous, ill-conceived bangs (hair) that resemble the waves and greasiness of bacon.
oh gross, that guy has bacon bangs. what a DOUCHE!
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A person who loves bacon and posts memes about bacon constantly.
Dude you are definitely a bacon head you even smell like bacon !
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