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when papa soon realizes he has the mother fucking dick of a banana
pap realized he had a papa banana
The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.
Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.
When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
A massive line of cocaine that is cut in the shape of a banana. Origins of term dates back to the early 2000's in Chicago, IL but is likely used across America by now. Manhattan refers to the amount of cocaine Manhattanites take down, banana is for the cut of the line.
"Hey bro, want a line?"
"Sure, make it a Manhattan Banana"
An Asian Person Who's Yellow on the outside and black on the inside.
OR
An Asian Person who looks asian but acts and speaks like a black person.
G-man: Yo, you see that Asian guy rapping?
Snoop Dog: Yea, he's a Dark Banana .
Phoneutria is a genus of venomous spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. They are mainly found in tropical South America, with one species in Central America. Two species, Phoneutria fera and Phoneutria nigriventer, are known as the Brazilian wandering spider; the genus as a whole is sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders, although not all species occur in Brazil. Other English names include armed spiders (armadeiras in Brazilian Portuguese) and banana spiders (a name shared with several others).
That Banana spider scared me so bad, I pissed myself!