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piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.

Jesus, Megan is such a piss bitch bastard!

by Xavier Handlerod December 9, 2007

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Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.

I'm aching like a bastard after that tab yesterday.

by Whale Omlette December 14, 2010

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Fuck Shite Bastard

A phrase used by Leitrim culchies when they make a mistake or hurt themselves.

Eamon: hai soft lad hand me that there board like a hood man.
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt

by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020


New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 โ€œ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?โ€
F2 โ€œ Idk just say your a minerโ€
F1 โ€œ Nah Iโ€™ma tell her Iโ€™m a New Jersian Bastard.โ€

by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022


Fat Bastard Syndrome

Exhibiting behaviors consistent with an unhealthy lifestyle and specifically known to increase ones body mass.

Term commonly used when someone is over ordering fast food.

Dude really? Two double cheeseburgers? Your Fat Bastard Syndrome is really flaring up.

by Stew Knod February 15, 2022


Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8

Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasnโ€™t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard

by Haha its me bish July 2, 2018


ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

by jimmybomm January 15, 2021