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When you and your partner take a bath together in which both of you have urinated in it. Strictly falling on a Sunday with an owl watching
Omg Brandon and I had an owl bath and it was surprisingly moisturizing for my skin. I can’t believe we didn’t try this sooner!
A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".
Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.
The act of shitting in a urinal
Hey Depo, all the stalls were full so I had to bird bath the urinal.
Washing your penis in the sink.
Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.
When you pull out during sex and your cum fills up their belly button.
"She wasn't best impressed when I 'Bird Bathed' her last night."
When your partner, takes a steaming dump on your face, and you smear and wear it like a mask to exfoliate the skin.
"Rachel gave me a himalayan Mud bath last night, now my cheeks are softer than a babys bottom"
When you eat so much spinach that your cum comes out as green as aloe!
I ate so much spinach dip that I aloe bathed her after duffys.