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When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.
My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.
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This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.
Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!
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Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.
Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!
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A facial expression made when:
1. Someone thinks you're crazy because of your actions or how your dressed.
2. A person is confused about something.
3. Someone sees something that grosses them out.
Coined by the blogger "Rockchild"
Examples:
1. Why is she giving me the beaver face? There's nothing hanging from my nose!
2. With the overbite he's packing, I'll hate to see his beaver face.
3. One more beaver face from you and I'll donate your ass to a zoo!
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Titties that are flat at the top and long while curving up towards the nipple causing them to look like beaver tails.
Look at Brian with those fat beaver tail titties.z
A slang term for any beaver related meme. Most common 'beaver mine ride' meme being the actual roller coaster which is shaped like a beaver.
Synonyms include - teeth, brown, dams.
You seen that never beaver mine ride, it's hilarious!
An 18th Century version of wife swapping.
Mostly used between American frontiersmen, and in some cases, englishmen with ties to American trading.
Chap 1: I say, Rufus, how would you feel about heading to the cabin and trading beaver skins this night?
Chap 2: Ahhh, splendid idea, Worthington!