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Birthday (buhth·dei) is a day where everyone forgets one second after you tell someone, they don't even care. Birthday is the day where you are dragged out of Joe Mama to eternal hell.
Person 1: It's my Birthday tomorrow
Person 2: ok
the next day...
Person 1: Yay it's my birthday
Person 2: Your Mom Gay
Birthday
- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want
girl: "OMG its my birthday!!"
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~
the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.
Person 1:happy 13th birthday, jessie!
You: F*uck off
The day you were born or the days every 1 year after you were born in which you celebrate. Also the day you can get gifts and presents. Also the day you are 1 year closer to death.
A : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?
A : Because you're 1 year older now
B : aka one year closer to death
A : ...
B : leave
A : okay