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The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
When you’re inspired by the ‘dirty Karina’ and decide to kick it up a notch with a naughty but nice blow job using a combination of - hallucinogenic hot sauce, ice cubes and milk. (Proceed with care and caution). Not as hilarious as the former similarly named definition- but enjoyable. Cosmopolitan magazine would be proud.
Dude: damn that was one amazing blowjob last night. I think it was the best I’ve ever had.
Dude 2: was it a dirty Karina blowjob!?!! Man you lucked out I thought it’d be funny to get her to lick hot sauce off my balls- it was NOT!
The embrasive blowjob, was most found in the summer time.. the way he caresses the throat with his shaft so smoothly. as he mutters those sweet little lies of his lust, "oh your as sweet as the little air that's left in my throat..darling" a deep inner thought embraced me<3
I walked up to my majestic king's arms , he held me close. muttered softly into my ear he loved me. got onto my knee's his hands embracing the back of my head holding my head so closely. I love his embrasiveness <3 -embrasive blowjob-
When you have your dick inside a woman's or man's ass, then they fart and blow your ball's up.
I was fucking Nancy in the ass and she gave me a Polish Blowjob.
The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"
That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!
A type of blowjob coined by the infamous Sophie Rain. The Ohio State Blowjob was born on Ohio States campus with Sophie Rain going to town on former OSU QB C.J. Stroud.
Bro that Ohio State Sorority girl gave me the craziest The Ohio State Blowjob last night